"Just because after one date he texts me several times an hour after i drop him off and then proceeds to call 10+ times into the night leaving frantically desperate messages, only to later yell at me over the phone and call me 'salacious' for turning down his romantic one-night-stand hotel invitation, only to THEN threaten to kill himself because i told him I wasn't interested... doesn't mean I shouldn't date him."
classic case of pheromones gone wrong. like, really fucking wrong.
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ReplyDeleteDo I get to use this on chicks, too? Like:
Just because she literally threw a baby tantrum (full on sobbing, plugged ears, huddled on the floor) in the concession area of a crowded stadium doesn't mean we shouldn't date.
I know, right? I didn't believe it either as it was happening!