the liar.

"just because he's unemployed without a license and is mooching off of me and drives my car without my permission to go buy/sell weed (and then uses it as an excuse to get cash money for christmas) and uses my computer to mack on girls and tells them he's living with his crazy girlfriend while making excuses as to why he's unemployed and without a license and lying about the fact that he's a pathological liar and his entire family and friends and even ex-girlfriend have warned me as to what a hazard he is to humanity at large...doesn't mean i shouldn't date him."

come on, now. we're better than this.