the lunatic.

"just because he crawls into bed at 5am reeking of liquor and gets all creepy all up in my grill and whispers in my ear that i'm a 'fucking cunt' because i sent him a passive aggressive text reminding him that he'd said he wasn't going to be out 'too late' and then he proceeds to tell me how irresponsible and crappy i am as a human being and how i never pay my bills, which i do, and that i'm super materialistic, which i'm not, and threatens to kick me out of his sister-in-law's apartment, who by the by, is listening in completely appalled, and he then proceeds to make me cry for the next 5 hours until i fall asleep exhausted... doesn't mean i shouldn't date him."

wow. speechless. i'm... wow.