“Just because his mom abandoned him at age 14, then his dad abandoned him at age 18, and all his girlfriends/fiancés up until the age of 29 abandoned him, which makes him convinced I'm screwing 16 other guys all at once and monitors my every activity like the CIA but without skinny ties and sunglasses and responds to everyday stimulus with whiny self-pity that makes me want to drive spikes into his eyes 97% of the time... doesn’t mean i shouldn’t date him.”
the lack of skinny ties was the obvious deal breaker here.
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